http://bencollins.org/blog/2007/05/fumes Confessions of the Highly Motivated Tue, 06 Jan 2009 15:05:05 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 http://bencollins.org/blog/2007/05/fumes#comment-6 Rory Sat, 26 May 2007 01:11:06 +0000 http://www.bencollins.org/?p=17#comment-6 You are right. In fact, I am going to sell my bikes (due to the rubber that is produced in 3rd world countries which has lower standards of pollution) and I will just roll coconuts down the street while trying to balance on top of them. Of course they will be locally grown organic coconuts. If they ever fall apart, I can use the fibers to weave my own clothing, drink the milk, and eat the meat inside. All the while I will be shamelessy promoting the fact that I still use money printed for a private company called the Federal Reserve. Think that the feds are watching me yet? You are right. In fact, I am going to sell my bikes (due to the rubber that is produced in 3rd world countries which has lower standards of pollution) and I will just roll coconuts down the street while trying to balance on top of them. Of course they will be locally grown organic coconuts. If they ever fall apart, I can use the fibers to weave my own clothing, drink the milk, and eat the meat inside. All the while I will be shamelessy promoting the fact that I still use money printed for a private company called the Federal Reserve. Think that the feds are watching me yet?

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